Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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