apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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