My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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