She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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