While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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