tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I have post one night stand depression
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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