susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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