I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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