He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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