Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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