too bad you live with your parents still
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
