so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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