I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He is an equal opportunity slut.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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