He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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