My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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