is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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