Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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