Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.