HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Still dying that you shit outside
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
