Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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