girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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