Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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