I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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