Its about making memories worth repressing
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
