Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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