dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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