I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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