Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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