Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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