susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
So here I am, sexting at work.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
