last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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