Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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