i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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