Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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