okay pat passed out under dana's car
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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