At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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