I CAN MOONWALK!
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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