Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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