is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm experimenting with sincerity
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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