Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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