Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
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I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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