But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
worst night to have a conscience
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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