all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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