suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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