I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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