You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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