I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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