I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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