Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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