Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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