is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
your room smells of hookers.
And success
You can't motorboat a personality
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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