So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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