Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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