awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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